Monday, July 2, 2007

An open letter...

PS Dear Little Cows,

Whichever one of you was responsible for last week's reported but unseen-by-my-eyes GROSS infraction of entering the hut not by the barn door but the HUMAN door, running through the for-humans-only kitchen, slipping on the laminate floor and then managing to right yourself in time to squeeze through the for-humans-only three foot wide door (how did you do that?) ... whoever you are, you are in BIG TROUBLE. And, yes, I will try to keep the gate closed from now on.

Love,
Your Bovine Au Pair

1 comment:

s and p said...

my money is on Gams. The ones with the great legs think they can get away with anything.